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2013 Classic: The Boston Marathon Heroism

Why was “Boston Strong” the slogan of 2013? To remind the President that while Washington argues, the rest of the country actually knows how to show up for each other.

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin04/10/2010 05:29Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Dumb_And_Dumber04/23/2012 13:45So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Broadband_Newbie10/19/1999 16:42Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Malware_Hunter09/03/2014 13:28Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Requiem_Dreamer02/14/2009 12:39That was intense... and funny!
@Brazil_Terry_G11/05/2005 02:38Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Celebrity_DM09/15/2005 04:31Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Leave_Britney_A02/14/2007 10:33Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Technorati_Tag06/30/1996 22:26Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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