Why was there a different name in the envelope? Because for two glorious minutes, we lived in a universe where La La Land won Best Picture, before… Read More »2017 Archive: The Moonlight/La La Land Oscar Mix-up
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner &… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Wendy
Why A Sailor’s Guide to Earth? Because Sturgill Simpson made country music for people who usually hate country music. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: Best Country Album
Why did it tie for Worst Picture? Because Josh Trank managed to make a movie about people with superpowers where the most exciting thing that… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Fantastic Four Disaster
One, but they have to do that weird side-to-side shuffle dance in a colorful glowing box while they screw it in. Part of the 62… Read More »2015 Archive: The Drake (Hotline Bling) Fan
“Is this medicine ‘Cloud-Synced’?” “No, it’s just a pill, Dave. Swallow it.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit”… Read More »2014 Archive: The Pharmacist
“Because I’m happy… clap along if you feel like a room without a roof!” “Clap along if you realize that the roof is leaking and the repairman… Read More »2014 Classic: The Pharrell “Happy” Fever
“Don’t tell ’em… that I’m scared of the dark.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the Ice Bucket Challenge… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Jeremih Fan
Why didn’t the ghost want to read the pop-up book? Because “Baba-dook-dook-DOOK!” meant you were never going to sleep again. Part of the 31 Halloween… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Babadook” Hype
Why was this a 2014 thing? Because it proved that the internet values “Jawlines” more than “Justice.” Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Hot Mugshot Guy” Viral Fame
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