Why didn’t the ghost want to read the pop-up book? Because “Baba-dook-dook-DOOK!” meant you were never going to sleep again.
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
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