2009 Archive: The Ken Griffey Jr. “Nap” Incident

Why was the clubhouse laughing? Because a legend allegedly fell asleep during a game, proving that at 40, a 162-game season is just too long.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »

Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »

Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »

Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »

Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »

A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »

Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »

Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »

In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »

In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »

In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »

Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »

In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »

Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/03/2000 01:29A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan02/19/2015 23:16Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Dodgeball_Pat02/26/2009 22:36If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Chain_Mail_Hater03/10/2008 05:36I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club03/05/1996 18:14All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Maplestory_Kid03/05/2000 19:50@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@StrongBad_Mail12/12/1998 07:35I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Happy_Tree_Fans10/26/2007 15:12So cute, yet so funny! LOL!