A guy orders a hard seltzer. The bartender asks, “Which flavor?” The guy says, “Whichever one makes me feel like I’m at a beach I wasn’t invited to.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!