2001 Vintage: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 44… Read More »2001 Vintage: The RAM
2001 Legacy: The Digital Signature
Why did the lawyer laugh? Because he still wanted everything in “Blue Ink” and on “Real Paper.” Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Digital Signature
2001 Vintage: The G8 Summit in Genoa
Why were there riots? Because the protesters realized that 8 guys in suits deciding the fate of the world looks a lot like a villain’s… Read More »2001 Vintage: The G8 Summit in Genoa
2000 Archive: The Tech Bubble
A guy says, “My stocks went up 400% today!” The bartender says, “Great, pay your tab from 1999 then.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: The Tech Bubble
2000 Archive: The “American Beauty” Rose Petals
Why was everyone obsessed with red roses? Because Sam Mendes proved that a mid-life crisis is much more poetic when it involves Mena Suvari and… Read More »2000 Archive: The “American Beauty” Rose Petals
1999 Classic: The Frosted Tips Finale
The boys using industrial-strength hair gel to turn their bleached blonde spikes into a protective helmet before picture day. Part of the 41 School &… Read More »1999 Classic: The Frosted Tips Finale
1999 Classic: The AOL Screen Name Crusade
The youth group leaders requiring all teenagers to write down their current AOL screen names on a sign-in sheet before entering the Friday night lock-in… Read More »1999 Classic: The AOL Screen Name Crusade
1998 Legacy: The AOL Screen Name Flex
Changing your profile info to a collection of alternating capital letters and cool symbols to impress your classmates after school. Part of the 33 School… Read More »1998 Legacy: The AOL Screen Name Flex
1998 Archive: The Zima’s Last Stand
A guy orders a Zima. The bartender says, “We’re cleaning the pipes with that later, you want a real drink instead?” Part of the 76… Read More »1998 Archive: The Zima’s Last Stand
1997 Archive: The Harry Potter
I tried to be a wizard, but I just didn’t have the “spell”-ing skills. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition… Read More »1997 Archive: The Harry Potter