Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition
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2024 Archive: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition
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2025 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Otto
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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).