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2000 Archive: The “American Beauty” Rose Petals

Why was everyone obsessed with red roses? Because Sam Mendes proved that a mid-life crisis is much more poetic when it involves Mena Suvari and a slow-motion ceiling fan.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt "Barbenheimer" Fight
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2024 Archive: The "Godzilla Minus One" Shoes
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2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
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2024 Classic: The Best International Feature
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »
2024 Vintage: Robert Downey Jr.’s Redemption
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus02/17/2003 19:14What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@PalmPilot_Pro08/24/2002 11:50Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet04/03/2005 22:29Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Trololo_Man_7003/22/2004 15:04Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Double_Rainbow_G11/14/1998 11:41What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real04/03/2013 11:43I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Harambe_Memories06/07/2009 17:10Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Deal_With_It_G05/28/2005 17:27Deal with it. This is gold.
@Tablet_User_1008/19/2012 19:19Tapping my way to a good mood.

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