Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a pair of bifocals.
Part of the 33 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Currency, Color Screens & Desktop Dusting” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
... (Laughter in silence).
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!