2006 Legacy: The Velvet

I’m “feeling” luxurious.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@CoolSkater9812/09/2005 02:34Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Dreamcast_Gamer12/31/2014 19:17Thinking is definitely funny today.

@AOL_Instant_Msg10/19/2014 22:35I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Forrest_Gump_Running06/26/2010 21:20Laughing is as laughing does.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei01/18/2015 22:10You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Double_Rainbow_G07/17/2004 19:06What does it mean?! It’s so funny!