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2006 Vintage: The Monitor Polish Incident

Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a brand-new desktop computer screen to make it match the oak living room furniture.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports, Flat Screen Rollout & Ringtone Pandemonium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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