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2003 Archive: Justin to Kelly

 Why was this movie a thing? Because the Razzies realized that the only thing worse than a reality show is a movie made by a reality show about people who can’t act.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer11/03/1995 04:31Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl11/06/2015 23:24Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@SpiderMan_Peter08/17/2005 03:57My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Floppy_Fanatic06/09/2007 15:51Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan10/25/2004 02:36Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Friday_Rebecca10/21/1997 09:32Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Cool_Story_Bro03/09/2011 08:52Actually, it IS a cool story!

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