A guy starts jumping on his sofa and screaming “I’m in love!” His wife looks at him and says, “Unless you’re planning to buy me a mansion in Telluride, get off the furniture before you break a spring and your dignity.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.