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1996 Classic: The Dial-Up Screech Simulation

The kid in the back of the class who could perfectly mimic the “ding-ding-ding-shhhhhh” noise of a 28.8k modem.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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