2006 Legacy: The 30-Second Acceptance Rule
Why was it ignored? Because when Kiefer Sutherland wins, you don’t tell him to wrap it up—you just hope he doesn’t tackle you. Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The 30-Second Acceptance Rule
2006 Vintage: Cars (Pixar)
Why were the kids talking to the family minivan? Because Lightning McQueen convinced them that every vehicle has eyes on the windshield and a dream… Read More »2006 Vintage: Cars (Pixar)
2005 Vintage: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the conference room. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Nintendo DS “Nintendogs”
Why was the house so quiet? Because the kids were “virtually” bathing a digital puppy on their screens instead of bothering the real one. Part… Read More »2005 Archive: The Nintendo DS “Nintendogs”
2005 Classic: Fantastic Four
Why was the guy on fire? Because Johnny Storm made “Flame on!” the coolest catchphrase for anyone who didn’t mind a little third-degree burn. Part… Read More »2005 Classic: Fantastic Four
2004 Archive: The Lime
I’m “zesting” up my bio. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Shrek
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shrek. / Shrek who? / Shrek-ond (Second) movie is even better, let’s watch it! Part of the 52 Classic… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Shrek
2004 Classic: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make a “text message sent” sound like a slap. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Classic: The Phone
2004 Legacy: The Gmail Beta
Why did the lawyer brag about having Gmail? Because “invite-only” was the only way he felt superior to his law school rivals. Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Gmail Beta
2004 Vintage: The I, Robot Converses
Why Will Smith? For a movie set in the future that was essentially a 2-hour commercial for Audi and vintage sneakers. Part of the 37… Read More »2004 Vintage: The I, Robot Converses