2009 Archive: Angry Birds Launch
Why were we throwing birds at pigs? Because in 2009, we realized that our touchscreens were perfect for digital slingshots during our morning commute. Part… Read More »2009 Archive: Angry Birds Launch
2008 Classic: The Twitter 2008
“I’m at a bar. #beer #drunk #crisis.” The bartender says, “Your hashtags aren’t going to pay the bill.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The Twitter 2008
2008 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the food so “Dark”? Because after No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood, serving a bright pink cupcake felt like… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
2008 Vintage: The Rickroll Mention
Why? Because in 2008, you couldn’t walk across a room without someone Rickrolling you. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Mad Men’s… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Rickroll Mention
2007 Archive: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Archive: The Little Bee
2007 Archive: The “Party Like a Rockstar”
I’m “totally dude-ing” and “rockstar-ing” despite being at a desk job with a lukewarm coffee. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech &… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Party Like a Rockstar”
2006 Archive: The Borat Bedroom
A guy puts on a lime-green mankini and shouts, “High five! I like!” His wife looks at him and says, “If you don’t take that… Read More »2006 Archive: The Borat Bedroom
2006 Vintage: Cars (Pixar)
Why were the kids talking to the family minivan? Because Lightning McQueen convinced them that every vehicle has eyes on the windshield and a dream… Read More »2006 Vintage: Cars (Pixar)
2006 Archive: The Cars Movie Quote
Why did the boss say “Ka-chow!”? Because he thought he was Lightning McQueen of the logistics department. Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The Cars Movie Quote
2006 Legacy: The 30-Second Acceptance Rule
Why was it ignored? Because when Kiefer Sutherland wins, you don’t tell him to wrap it up—you just hope he doesn’t tackle you. Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The 30-Second Acceptance Rule