2005 Archive: The Nintendo DS “Nintendogs”

Why was the house so quiet? Because the kids were “virtually” bathing a digital puppy on their screens instead of bothering the real one.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »

In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »

In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »

In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »

Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally go...read more »

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »

Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »

Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »

Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »

Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

@T9_Texter09/01/2002 14:464-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules08/07/2004 05:50Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Shrek_Donkey08/30/2001 14:40And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Starship_Troopers05/29/2012 22:10I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@G_I_Joe_Real03/04/2013 08:34And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Hamster_Dance_X01/17/2013 02:06Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Harambe_Memories11/07/2013 17:41Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).