2003 Classic: The Lemon
I’m “squeezing” every bit of fun. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Manhattan
A guy orders a Manhattan and says, “I feel like a titan of industry.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo &… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Manhattan
2002 Archive: The Eminem Show Debate
The group of eighth graders huddled by the bike racks trying to listen to a parental-advisory cassette tape on a shared walkman. Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Eminem Show Debate
2001 Legacy: Best New Age Album
Why Thinking of You by Kitaro? Because sometimes you just need to hear a synthesizer that sounds like a forest. Part of the 35 Grammy… Read More »2001 Legacy: Best New Age Album
2001 Legacy: The “How You Remind Me” Nickleback
This song is playing so much that I’ve forgotten what I actually like. It just lives in my head now. Part of the 63 Observational… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “How You Remind Me” Nickleback
2000 Vintage: The Budweiser Wassup
A guy walks in and yells “Wassup!” The bartender points to the door and says “Get out.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Budweiser Wassup
1997 Classic: The Suit Fit
Why do lawyers wear pinstripes? To make it easier for the client to see through the bars. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Classic: The Suit Fit
1997 Archive: The Hale-Bopp Comet
Why were politicians staring at the sky? Because they hoped the comet would take the “special prosecutor” away with it. Part of the 34 Politicians… Read More »1997 Archive: The Hale-Bopp Comet
1996 Vintage: Best R&B Album
Why did TLC win for CrazySexyCool? Because it wasn’t just an album; it was the 1990s instruction manual. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: Best R&B Album
1996 Classic: The Rugrats Management
Why did the manager act like a toddler? He was inspired by the 1996 “Rugrats” marathon. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Classic: The Rugrats Management