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1997 Archive: The Hale-Bopp Comet

Why were politicians staring at the sky? Because they hoped the comet would take the “special prosecutor” away with it.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Matrix_Glitch04/27/2013 02:09There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Encarta_User12/18/2004 15:10I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Unix_Wizard12/26/2001 14:24sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Fargo_Marge03/08/1995 20:05Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Space_Jam_Lola10/01/2011 03:51Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@DragonBall_Z_G04/23/1997 20:43His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Borat_Very_Nice02/29/2000 08:34Very nice! Great success!
@Guestbook_Signer02/18/2011 02:25Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
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