I’m “squeezing” every bit of fun.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!