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2006 Vintage: Cars (Pixar)

 Why were the kids talking to the family minivan? Because Lightning McQueen convinced them that every vehicle has eyes on the windshield and a dream of winning the Piston Cup.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_Fan08/20/1996 23:19Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Zip_Drive_Owner06/08/2009 07:41Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Magic_SchoolBus01/18/2002 16:01Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@DragonBall_Z_G09/27/1999 21:32His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Digg_Submitter_0506/20/2002 00:13Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob11/01/2012 05:07The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan07/17/2009 15:55Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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