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Why do lawyers wear pinstripes? To make it easier for the client to see through the bars.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

@Doom_Marines04/17/2014 21:19Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Marla_Singer_Fan08/15/2013 23:10A joke for the end of the world.

@Beavis_Cornholio08/08/2002 03:41I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Wild_Thornberry04/26/2004 10:18Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Rocket_Power_9906/24/2008 10:45We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/01/1998 13:46My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Best_Viewed_IE403/03/1995 03:43Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!