This song is playing so much that I’ve forgotten what I actually like. It just lives in my head now.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Actually, it IS a cool story!