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2006 Legacy: The 30-Second Acceptance Rule

Why was it ignored? Because when Kiefer Sutherland wins, you don’t tell him to wrap it up—you just hope he doesn’t tackle you.

Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Jack Bauer’s Longest Day, The Office Promotion & The Conan Shake-up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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