2017 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
2016 Classic: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Classic: The Ketchup
2016 Archive: The Launch of TikTok (as Douyin)
Why didn’t we see it coming? Because we were too busy on Vine, which died in 2016, proving that even in social media, “Stability” is… Read More »2016 Archive: The Launch of TikTok (as Douyin)
2016 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
Why “Traveller”? Because when Chris Stapleton sings, even the statues in the room start to feel things. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
2015 Archive: The “Grand Budapest Hotel” Colors
Why did Wes Anderson win so many technical awards? Because the Academy has a soft spot for pink hotels, symmetrical rooms, and a lot of… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Grand Budapest Hotel” Colors
2015 Legacy: The Launch of “Google Photos”
Why was it searching for “dog”? Because Google gave us unlimited storage and an AI that could recognize our pets, finally solving the problem of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Launch of “Google Photos”
2014 Legacy: The Fitbit
She got a Fitbit. It told her she took 10,000 steps. She said, “Most of those were me pacing around your kitchen wondering why you… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Fitbit
2014 Archive: Normcore
Why was everyone dressed like a 90s tourist? Because “Normcore” made wearing cargo shorts and white sneakers the peak of fashion. Part of the 38… Read More »2014 Archive: Normcore
2014 Archive: The Nicki Minaj
“Anaconda.” I told her my anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun. She told me to go to the bakery and stop talking.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Nicki Minaj
2013 Vintage: Daft Punk (Get Lucky)
Why were they wearing helmets again? Because in 2013, they stayed up all night to “get lucky” and didn’t want anyone to see the dark… Read More »2013 Vintage: Daft Punk (Get Lucky)