2020 Legacy: The Khabib Nurmagomedov Retirement
Why did “The Eagle” leave his gloves in the ring? Because he promised his mother he wouldn’t fight without his father, retiring 29-0 as the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Khabib Nurmagomedov Retirement
2020 Classic: The Smart Speaker Liturgy Fail
The head pastor referencing the historical city of “Alexandria” during his streamed homily, accidentally triggering a hidden voice assistant in the empty vestry which loudly… Read More »2020 Classic: The Smart Speaker Liturgy Fail
2020 Classic: The Laptop “M1” Chip
Why was the Apple nerd so smug? “It’s silent! It’s cold! It’s faster than your desktop!” (He still only used it for Slack). Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Laptop “M1” Chip
2019 Archive: The Toronto Raptors Title
Why was “The North” so loud? Because they beat the Warriors’ dynasty to win their first ring, making Kawhi Leonard the first man to be… Read More »2019 Archive: The Toronto Raptors Title
2019 Vintage: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Hat
2019 Vintage: The Midsommar Traveler
One, but it involves a flower crown and a very disturbing daylight ritual. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Midsommar Traveler
2019 Vintage: Lewis Capaldi
Why was he “Someone You Loved”? Because in 2019, he proved that you can have a voice like a soul legend and a Twitter account… Read More »2019 Vintage: Lewis Capaldi
2017 Classic: Blue Ivy’s Prince Suit
Why was she the star of the front row? Because at five years old, she wore a pink Gucci suit as a tribute to Prince… Read More »2017 Classic: Blue Ivy’s Prince Suit
2017 Legacy: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Alex
2017 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy