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2020 Legacy: The Khabib Nurmagomedov Retirement

Why did “The Eagle” leave his gloves in the ring? Because he promised his mother he wouldn’t fight without his father, retiring 29-0 as the undisputed king.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
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The Chess Athlete
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The Bowling Strike
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80001/17/2014 02:50I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Cheers_Norm09/07/2014 02:30Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Scream_Ghostface10/04/1998 08:24Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Austin_Powers_Doctor05/22/2004 20:54One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Trainspotting_Rent10/29/1996 03:15Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Dirty_Dancing_F10/06/2012 04:47Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/26/1998 05:04All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Charlie_Unicorn05/12/1998 01:34We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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