2012 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Armor
Encasing a very thin modern mobile phone inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to a plastic tube… Read More »2012 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Armor
2012 Classic: The “Fifty Shades” Craze
Why were all the moms reading on their Kindles during the party? Because Christian Grey made “hardware store supplies” a very awkward topic of conversation.… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Fifty Shades” Craze
2011 Archive: The Final 2011 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Wand” to the 2012 planning meeting? He wanted to “Expecto Patronum” the budget deficit. Part of the 76 Office… Read More »2011 Archive: The Final 2011 Task
2011 Vintage: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the new voice-command era. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Lady Gaga “Telephone”
Why was the traveler wearing a headset made of cigarettes? Because Gaga’s music video made “airport style” look like a high-fashion crime scene. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Lady Gaga “Telephone”
2010 Classic: The Twitter
Why did the blonde try to follow a pigeon? She heard “Twitter” was the best way to follow someone. Part of the 51 Classic Blonde… Read More »2010 Classic: The Twitter
2010 Legacy: The Flip Phone
She finally traded her Razr for an iPhone 4. She says she misses the “snap,” so she just slams the kitchen cabinets to end an… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Flip Phone
2010 Classic: The Roy Halladay No-Hitter
Why was the postseason so quiet? Because “Doc” Halladay threw a no-hitter in his first-ever playoff start, proving he was the coolest man in a… Read More »2010 Classic: The Roy Halladay No-Hitter
2009 Classic: The Queen
I’m “reigning.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: Transformers
Revenge of the Fallen’s Mess: Why did it win Worst Picture? Because Michael Bay decided that the only thing better than giant robots was giant robots… Read More »2009 Legacy: Transformers