Why did the manager bring a “Wand” to the 2012 planning meeting? He wanted to “Expecto Patronum” the budget deficit.
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🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 1997 Classic: The Harry Potter Start
Why did the intern bring a wand to work? He heard a "wizard" was needed to fix the network conne... read more »
Why did the intern bring a wand to work? He heard a "wizard" was needed to fix the network conne... read more »
2. 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year Windows 98 debuted with a famous Blue Screen of Death durin... read more »
Welcome to 1998 – the year Windows 98 debuted with a famous Blue Screen of Death durin... read more »
3. 2001 Classic: The Office XP
Why was the new version of Word so polite? Because Clippy finally got "hidden," but you could st... read more »
Why was the new version of Word so polite? Because Clippy finally got "hidden," but you could st... read more »
4. 2025 Classic: The Firefox “150”
Why was the nerd happy? "We are the last humans! The open-source rebels! Still at 2% market shar... read more »
Why was the nerd happy? "We are the last humans! The open-source rebels! Still at 2% market shar... read more »
5. 2023 Classic: The Twitter “Rate Limit” Exceeded
Why was the marketing team staring at a blank screen? Because they scrolled too much and Elon to... read more »
Why was the marketing team staring at a blank screen? Because they scrolled too much and Elon to... read more »
6. The Overtime Paradox
Working more to achieve less—a corporate tradition.I stayed late at the office so long last night... read more »
Working more to achieve less—a corporate tradition.I stayed late at the office so long last night... read more »
7. 2013 Archive: The Twitter “IPO”
Why was the accountant staring at a bird? He bought shares and was waiting for them to "take fli... read more »
Why was the accountant staring at a bird? He bought shares and was waiting for them to "take fli... read more »
8. 2016 Vintage: The Google Pixel Launch
Why was the nerd so proud? "It’s a Google phone! It has a blue light! And it actually has a head... read more »
Why was the nerd so proud? "It’s a Google phone! It has a blue light! And it actually has a head... read more »
9. 2015 Classic: The “Straight Outta” Meme
Why was the breakroom door labeled "STRAIGHT OUTTA COFFEE"? Because the intern discovered the me... read more »
Why was the breakroom door labeled "STRAIGHT OUTTA COFFEE"? Because the intern discovered the me... read more »
10. We’ve been reading in the papers…
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged f... read more »
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged f... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2012-04-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Dark_Knight_Joker: Why so serious? Read this joke!
[2006-12-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Broadband_Newbie: Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
[1996-08-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]Judge_Dredd_Law: I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
[2003-09-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Donny_V_ShutUp: Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
[1998-10-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Speed_Racer_Go: Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
[1999-10-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Leave_Britney_A: Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
[2012-10-07 ARCHIVE_LOG]No_Way_Jose: No way! That’s too much!
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