2004 Archive: The Lime

I’m “zesting” up my bio.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/20/2006 00:52The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee06/09/2014 01:16A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@One_Does_Not_S05/28/1995 22:59One does not simply read one joke.

@CounterStrike_Pro12/06/2007 04:56Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@True_Story_Neil01/29/2012 21:04True story! I was there!

@Opera_User_9905/13/2008 06:03Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.