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2010 Classic: The Lady Gaga “Telephone”

 Why was the traveler wearing a headset made of cigarettes? Because Gaga’s music video made “airport style” look like a high-fashion crime scene.

Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2010 “Filter Everything & Volcano Ash” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Cyber-Security
 Why was the traveler detained? Because his "Smart Tooth" was tra...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
In 2011, travel became "smart." We started talking to our phones,...read more »
2025 Classic: The In-Flight Yoga
 Why was the passenger upside down? Because the "AI Flight Wellne...read more »
The TSA Experience
Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »
The Passport Panic
The mini-heart attack every traveler knows by heart.That moment w...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition
Traveling in 2001 was a massive turning point. One day you were s...read more »
2024 Classic: The Shogun Movie
 Why was the tourist calling the waiter "Anjin-san"? Because he w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Underwater Hotel
 Why was the guest nervous? Because a shark was staring at him th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Gate
 Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle12/13/1999 05:57What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Futurama_Bender04/02/2004 18:28Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Rocket_Power_9911/17/2004 22:12We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Hat_Tip_Sir08/28/1995 01:45M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Web_2_0_Fan06/15/2007 02:22This is the future of humor!

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