“I’m at a bar. #beer #drunk #crisis.” The bartender says, “Your hashtags aren’t going to pay the bill.”
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
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2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
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The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
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