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2019 Archive: The Toronto Raptors Title

Why was “The North” so loud? Because they beat the Warriors’ dynasty to win their first ring, making Kawhi Leonard the first man to be a king in two different countries.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A man joins a soccer team...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro02/22/2013 10:57Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Full_House_Michelle04/16/2014 15:03You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Butthead_Uhhh10/23/2000 03:11Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan12/10/1999 20:37Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Under_Const_Gif06/28/2004 03:06This site is never finished... with humor!
@Flickr_User_0410/26/2001 03:30A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

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