Why did the lawyer brag about having Gmail? Because “invite-only” was the only way he felt superior to his law school rivals.
Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I should make a game about this joke.