2007 Archive: The “Party Like a Rockstar”

I’m “totally dude-ing” and “rockstar-ing” despite being at a desk job with a lukewarm coffee.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

Paul Mescal vs. a rhino. 2024 is the year we finally went back t...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer09/28/2012 19:29Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Eminem_Fan_0011/25/2008 06:42Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Sum41_Skater06/18/2006 07:58In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Austin_Powers_Y09/12/2008 01:35Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Anchorman_Ron11/27/1998 02:33I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Second_Life_Avy04/14/1997 16:17In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.