2019 Vintage: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with my “I am Iron Man” voice. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Cheese
2018 Vintage: The TikTok Explosion
Why did the lawyer join TikTok? To see if he could sue a song for “emotional distress caused by being stuck in his head for… Read More »2018 Vintage: The TikTok Explosion
2018 Legacy: The AirPods
Why did the blonde try to use two golf tees as headphones? She heard about “AirPods” and thought they were a DIY sports version. Part… Read More »2018 Legacy: The AirPods
2017 Archive: The Baywatch
I told her I’m a lifeguard. She said, “The only thing you’re saving is the seat next to you for your beer.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Baywatch
2017 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2017 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2017 Archive: The “Pussyhat” Legacy
Why did they stay in the news? To prove that if you want to organize a movement, you should probably start with a color-coded dress… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Pussyhat” Legacy
2017 Vintage: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Scared Computer
2017 Legacy: The Pennywise
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Penny. / Penny who? / Penny-wise (Pennyworth) a laugh, but don’t look in the sewer! Part of the 48… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Pennywise
2016 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2016 Vintage: The Dallas Cowboys “Dak and Zeke”
Why were the fans so hyped? Because two rookies took over the league and made Tony Romo the world’s most expensive backup. Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Dallas Cowboys “Dak and Zeke”