2012 Classic: The Death of Donna Summer
Why the disco goodbye? For the loss of the Queen of Disco, whose “I Feel Love” literally invented the modern dance floor. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Death of Donna Summer
2012 Vintage: The Total Recall Remake
It has Colin Farrell but it’s missing the three-breasted lady… wait, no, she’s there. Okay, 10/10. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Total Recall Remake
2011 Classic: The Cars 2 Spy Theme
Why was the tricycle equipped with gadgets? Because Lightning McQueen became a secret agent, and every kid thought their toy car had hidden missiles. Part… Read More »2011 Classic: The Cars 2 Spy Theme
2011 Vintage: The Jim Harbaugh Handshake
Why was Jim Schwartz so mad? Because Harbaugh shook his hand too hard after a win, proving that in the NFL, even a “thank you”… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Jim Harbaugh Handshake
2011 Classic: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but it needs to be seasoned with Himalayan pink salt.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow… Read More »2011 Classic: The Chef
2011 Vintage: Bridesmaids
Why was everyone avoiding the Brazilian steakhouse? Because Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig proved that being a bridesmaid is 10% fashion and 90% biological disaster.… Read More »2011 Vintage: Bridesmaids
2010 Classic: The “Cyber Command” (USCYBERCOM) Activation
Why now? To prove that the “Keyboard Warriors” finally have a 4-star General to tell them to stop playing World of Warcraft on the secure… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Cyber Command” (USCYBERCOM) Activation
2010 Vintage: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Bank Vault
2009 Vintage: The Studded Belt Finale
The vice principal declaring that dual-row metal pyramid belts were officially contraband because they were tearing up the fabric of the library chairs. Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Studded Belt Finale
2009 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Candice Bergen for Bride Wars? For proving that even a legend can get caught in a cinematic catfight. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2009 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up