Why was the tricycle equipped with gadgets? Because Lightning McQueen became a secret agent, and every kid thought their toy car had hidden missiles.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
As if! This is too funny.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Professional humor for professional people.
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Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
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