2016 Legacy: The Orange
I’m “glad” I wore comfortable shoes. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Lab Rat (15 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for an “Apple Watch” study? Because the lawyers tried to “Terms of Service” the heart-rate monitor so it only beat… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Lab Rat (15 Edition)
2015 Legacy: The Wiz Khalifa “See You Again”
Why the tears? For the tribute to Paul Walker that became one of the most-watched videos on YouTube, proving that a piano ballad and a… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Wiz Khalifa “See You Again”
2015 Classic: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout machine to ensure the computer program correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for high-fiber bran flakes.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Grocery Scanner Audit
2014 Archive: The BitCoin Crash
Why was the lawyer happy when Bitcoin dropped? Because “loss of digital value” is a great tax-deductible expense for his retainer. Part of the 50… Read More »2014 Archive: The BitCoin Crash
2013 Vintage: The Bitly Link
Why was the memo so short? Because the boss discovered “URL shorteners” and now everything looks like a secret code. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Bitly Link
2013 Legacy: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Hatch
2013 Vintage: Best Country Solo Performance
Why “Blown Away”? Because Carrie Underwood’s voice is a literal natural disaster. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2013 “Babel, Bow Ties & Somebody… Read More »2013 Vintage: Best Country Solo Performance
2012 Legacy: The Gmail “Tabs”
Why was the clerk confused? “Promotions? Social? Where is the email from my wife telling me to buy milk?!” Part of the 80 Office Groaners:… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Gmail “Tabs”
2012 Classic: The Bo Xilai Scandal
Why was the Chinese rising star arrested? Because his wife, a British businessman, and a villa in France turned his political career into a Netflix… Read More »2012 Classic: The Bo Xilai Scandal