Why was the Chinese rising star arrested? Because his wife, a British businessman, and a villa in France turned his political career into a Netflix thriller before Netflix was even a thing.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Rise of "Mood Voting"
Why did polls keep changing? Because voters in 2024 weren't votin...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent Gen" in Power
Why were 90-year-olds still ruling? Because medicine in 2025 beca...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Flat Earth" Re-emergence
Why did people believe in it again in 2025? Because thanks to Dee...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition
In 2000, politics felt like a computer that actually survived Y2K...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition
In 2018, the world was a mix of intense rescue missions, royal we...read more »
2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
Why was an Australian professor the star of the Olympics? Because...read more »
32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition
In 2004, the world felt like it was finally connecting, but the s...read more »
2024 Archive: The 80th Anniversary of D-Day
Why were the veterans the real stars? To remind the world leaders...read more »
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34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, the line between "truth" and "generated content" finally...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
Why did JD Vance regret his old interview? Because he realized th...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Short King" Spring
Why was this a thing? To prove that in 2024, "Height" is just a s...read more »
36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition
In 2017, the line between Washington D.C. and a 24-hour reality T...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
There is a joke in my boot!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
I see you... laughing!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
That was intense... and funny!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Posting this to my own wall right now!