Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout machine to ensure the computer program correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for high-fiber bran flakes.
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There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
That was intense... and funny!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.