Why was there so much pink and stars? Because Elle Woods went to Washington to prove that “Bruiser’s Bill” was the most important legislation of 2003.
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
More capacity for humor on this site!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
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Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!