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2003 Vintage: The Legally Blonde 2 Patriotism

Why was there so much pink and stars? Because Elle Woods went to Washington to prove that “Bruiser’s Bill” was the most important legislation of 2003.

Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Puka Shells” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory08/30/2002 02:27Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Discman_Skipper10/11/1997 04:32Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@DVD_Rom_King07/14/2002 02:23More capacity for humor on this site!
@Heathers_Winona06/29/2004 04:09Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Austin_Powers_Y05/12/2008 10:43Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Metacrawler_X02/13/2007 08:33Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@YouTube_Beta_User02/14/1998 06:44I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Illidan_Blind07/07/2000 07:26I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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