2024 Legacy: The TikTok “Aura” Tracker
“Changing the bulb yourself? +500 Aura. Falling off the ladder? -10,000 Aura. Massive fail.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year… Read More »2024 Legacy: The TikTok “Aura” Tracker
2023 Vintage: Wood
I’m “pining” for a long weekend off-grid. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: Plastic
I’m “flexible” but Barbie is iconic. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
Why the raccoons? For a finale that proved James Gunn can make you feel more emotional about a CGI otter and a baby raccoon than… Read More »2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
2022 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Archive: The Chip
2022 Legacy: The James Webb Telescope Photos
Why was the President so excited about deep space? Because looking at a galaxy 13 billion years away is the only way to find a… Read More »2022 Legacy: The James Webb Telescope Photos
2020 Vintage: The “No-Home” Blue Jays
Why did they play in Buffalo? Because Canada closed its borders to baseball, forcing the Toronto team to be nomads for an entire season. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “No-Home” Blue Jays
2020 Archive: The Nomadland Van
Why Frances McDormand? For a movie that made living in a van look beautiful and peaceful, right up until you realized you actually have to… Read More »2020 Archive: The Nomadland Van
2019 Vintage: The Fortnite World Cup
Why was the teenager richer than the pilot? Because he won $3 million for playing a video game while the pilot was just trying to… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Fortnite World Cup
2019 Vintage: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with my “I am Iron Man” voice. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Cheese