I bought a pair with twenty pockets. She asked if I was planning to smuggle a small family across the border.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Office
He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
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