I’m “glad” I wore comfortable shoes.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Laughing in slow motion right now!
But you have heard of this joke!
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