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2017 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion

The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill or a shiny copper penny.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper10/06/2007 02:40Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Saved_By_The_Bell11/13/2010 12:02I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Gnutella_User01/18/2005 05:51Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Snatch_Mickey09/18/2000 02:08Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Technorati_Tag03/16/2002 22:18Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@GL_HF_Runner01/01/2002 01:04Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Selfie_King_0506/24/1996 17:51Taking a photo of me laughing!

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