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2016 Vintage: The Dallas Cowboys “Dak and Zeke”

Why were the fans so hyped? Because two rookies took over the league and made Tony Romo the world’s most expensive backup.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
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50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
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Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »
The Golf Divorce
A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
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A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer08/21/2014 21:59Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@The_Mask_Smokin10/22/2012 02:50P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Men_In_Black_K07/14/2001 02:51We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Blade_Runner_201904/07/2002 20:24All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Cow_And_Chicken10/14/1995 14:04Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club02/26/2008 14:47All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@I_See_What_You10/15/2007 13:23I see what you did there. Clever!

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