I’m “chilled” out with my music.
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Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
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