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2018 Vintage: The TikTok Explosion

 Why did the lawyer join TikTok? To see if he could sue a song for “emotional distress caused by being stuck in his head for 72 hours.”

Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day03/22/2002 07:15Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Msdos_Expert06/23/1997 07:24DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules08/08/2008 12:00Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Courage_Dog06/05/2004 04:09The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Breakfast_Club_B04/12/1996 18:40Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Double_Rainbow_G08/24/2005 23:00What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

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