Why did they stay in the news? To prove that if you want to organize a movement, you should probably start with a color-coded dress code.
Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!